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WET

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                                    This is a Dyson Air Blade Hand Dryer. It's a marvel of technology. It's brilliant really. I have nothing against the Dyson Air Blade.  Funny story.  I auditioned the other day. Nothing unusual there. I audition a lot for a lot of different things.  It was a particularly warm day. I've mentioned before I'm a sweater. Not as in cardigan but as in I perspire . Especially when it's hot. Especially when I've had to walk several blocks because of parking.  You probably have this image in your head:                                                No. It wasn't that bad. I just had a little sweat on the brow. I have a full beard now and my hair is a longer and thicker and I was wearing Uggs. I'm kidding....

Reality Check

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                                        Just stop it. Stop it right now. Whining is only acceptable from 6 year olds who can't tie their shoes. And honestly, even then , it's annoying.                                            You're too big for one these.  This business requires everyone have a whole drawer full of  'big boy' and 'big girl' undies. Just keeping it reel. Copyright 2016 All Rights Reserved. 

It Ain't Easy

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                                                    This doesn't exist.   Stop looking for it. Stop google searching for the instruction manual. Stop being lazy and do the work to get the work. There is nothing about this business that's easy. It's hard.  The first thing you have to do is figure out what you want to do.  The second thing you have to do is figure out how to accomplish Number One.  The third thing to do is put your head down, roll up your fucking sleeves and do the work.  Shut up. Listen. And learn. It really is that simple.  And say thank you every now and then. Whether or not you get the job, say thank you for the opportunity.  Stop crying about the situation you put yourself in. Right now.  You want it?  Go for it.  Work for it. If you have talent, you're...